This time R&R does not stand for "rest and relaxation" – this whirlwind trip that has taken me through 7 of the 16 German states in just 9 days on the ground has been anything but relaxing. (Don't get me wrong, I've loved the chance to get to see many of my friends and lament that there was not enough time to see others in Kiel and Jena...it's just been busy.)
Anyway, this time R&R stands for the final stops in Rothenburg ob der Tauber and Regensburg.
Waking early on Monday morn with the working class (Nati and Thomas had to get to work) I picked up my car from the Dortmund airport. I had been scheduled to get into a
BMW 1-series, a compact but ripped beast that would have been a lot of fun to drive (just now coming to the USA). Unfortunately, I got a stupid Mercedes instead. (I know, I know...what kind of guy bitches about forgoing a Beemer for a Merc. This one, that's who! Seriously, there's a HUGE difference. Mercs are for farmers and old geezers...I am clearly neither. And don't let the 6 gears fool you; it's still just a small rodent pushing a wheel under the hood.)
Anyway... Hopping into the Mercedes, an
A-class, I took a little jaunt from Dortmund to Rothenburg o.d. Tauber.
View Larger MapRothenburg is another of those perfect German towns that made Disney's mouth water as they tried to imitate it in movies and Epcot. Consider the following examples:
- Neuschwanstein vs. Cinderella Castle


- Rothenburg vs. Epcot Germany


(Note: pics from Neuschwanstein and Rothenburg are mine. Even with the crappy iPhone pics there's something more real about mine.)


Notice that I mentioned that Disney
tried to imitate. That is to say, they gave an effort sure, but there's nothing like the original. And yes, those are people wearing lederhosen in Rothenburg.
Rothenburg is actually a very well preserved example of late 16th and 17th century German architecture and city planning. Like most places (including Regensburg) that have this kind designation, preservation is actually more a function of being too poor to renovate rather than solid planning and upkeep. Especially impressive in Rothenburg is the city wall that stands something like 8-10 meters tall and completely encompasses the old city.


For all it's outer beauty though, the town is pretty dead. There weren't many people walking the streets and those that were happened to be foreigners (like me). I guess in that sense it has more in common with Disneyland that I gave it credit for. Anyway, this means that my suggestion is to stop through on the way somewhere else but not to make a whole day of it.

One of the best parts of leaving Rothenburg is hitting the A6 on the way to Regensburg. There were 30 mile stretches were I completely had my foot in it, pounding that miserable Merc for all it had. (Unfortunately this only means achieving 200km/h on a good downhill and 180km/h on the slight uphills.)
Once in Regensburg I was greeted by Stefan and Angela with lots of hugs and congrats. A great home coming! We went out for pizza at my favorite place (Pam Pam), known for its wood fired oven and then for a coffee and beer at my fav cafe (Orphee). While we were drinking I reconfirmed that beer in Bayern simply tastes better. I mean, even the worst Weizen in Bayern tastes better than the best Weizen from the north. Don't believe me....then try it!
Tuesday was a last great shopping day. Probably the funniest I was looking for was a Alpen cow bell for Fergie – not to wear but to ring when she wants out. The looks I got when asking it are the kind you get when people feel like you fell off the short bus. I never did find one. The funniest thing I actually brought back would be a shit load of sugar...in all forms. Chocolate, check. Vanilla sugar, check (in three different forms). Marzipan, check (1.2 kilos of it). Lebkuchen, check (too many to count).
So, any of you needing a German sugar fix, just step right up.
The trip ends with my trek back to the States on Wednesday – a 21 hour jaunt across the ocean. With that, I've come full circle and really do need some R&R before getting back on the job search horse.